It would be weird to encase six years worth of your fingernails and toenails in plastic. It'd be weird on several levels!
1) It might look weird, if they were arranged weirdly. What if they were all arranged so they made a kind of star or dandelion shape?! That could actually look pretty cool.
2) People would wonder where you got all those clippings, and you'd be like "I saved my toenail and fingernail clippings for the last six years, and then I encased them in plastic for this contest." People wouldn't know what to think. Depending on their interests, they might stop talking to you forever!?
3) Given that you grew the toenails/fingernails, and they were a part of your body, you could argue that you had actually encased yourself in plastic. No opponent in a plastic-encasing contest, not even one as imaginative as Mike, would ever see that one coming. I mean, encasing yourself in plastic? Whoa!
At the end of the day this whole post is moot, though, because I have not been saving my clippings for even the last six weeks, much less the last six years. Oh well. Back to the plastic-encased drawing board.
Hey, any of you readers collect your old fingernails/toenails? Just curious.
David
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